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Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor



Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis



Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth




Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland




There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn



Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons




Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown



I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown

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There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn