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Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane




You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash




Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote



Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990




Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing



Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown

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Heidi Montag (the middle child) was born on September 15, 1986,

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There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

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Earlier this week Heidi Montag told Ryan Seacrest that she had “back scoop

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis